Marriage is a funny institution and one of the quintessential ingredients to make it work is, some distance apart! As COVID-19 and the World Health Organisation makes it mandatory for everybody to stay home, married quarantined couples are craving for some social distancing from their beloved partners!
Here are a few tweets that would make rethink your current single status during quarantine!
Wife: Did you know 95 percent of people are immune to leprosy?— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 25, 2020
Wife: Did you know humming birds are the only bird that can fly backwards?
Wife: Did you know I'm going to keep reading you facts until I'm not bored anymore?
Me: This quarantine needs to end.
I miss the days when my work wife and my wife wife were different people.— The Dad Briefsgiving™ (@SladeWentworth) March 28, 2020
Home quarantine status: my husband learned how to play “Beat It” on the ukulele and tried to show me but I’d locked myself in the bathroom— Jewel Staite (@JewelStaite) March 20, 2020
Me: *yelling through the front door* THANKS FOR THE DELIVERY. JUST LEAVE THE GROCERIES ON THE DOORSTEP.— dADDisms (@Beagz) March 28, 2020
Wife: let me in the fucking house.
Wife: If we're both going to be stuck in the house together for the next month, you really need to stop doing that.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 2, 2020
Me: Stop doing what?
Wife [gesturing to me, in general]: that.
2019: husband is annoying after 2 hours— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 4, 2020
2020: husband is annoying after 2 minutes
— AhlersAdam (@AhlersAdam) April 8, 2020
My husband hates his new job as my IT guy.— luke i am your mother (@MommaUnfiltered) March 27, 2020
I told my wife about a dream I had where she was mad at me and she sided with dream wife and is now actually mad at me— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) April 8, 2020
Wife: don’t tweet about me anymore.— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 8, 2020
Me: I won’t.
Wife: are you tweeting this convo right now?
Me: don’t be ridiculous *sends tweet*
Wife: you just said “sends tweet” out loud.
If my husband farts one more time it won’t be a virus that takes him.— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) March 19, 2020
I can’t wait until this quarantine is over so I can argue with my husband in public again.— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) April 8, 2020
Me: I’m kind of depressed today.— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) March 28, 2020
My husband: Cool wanna go over our finances this evening?
Wife: *asks me for a minor favor*— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 9, 2020
Me: Not right now. My life is falling apart.
Wife: How is that different than any other day?
Husband: The quarantine is over!
Me: *pauses Netflix* Quarantine?— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 29, 2020
Are you living 24/7 with the love of your life? Do you still think you’re in love with them? If any of these couples made you laugh, do give them a follow, for they deserve the good things too!