Dating has gotten harder in the last 10 years and half of us think that dating comes with more risk (PEW research). More or less, dating surely gives us a weird story to share. We all have been on a date that turned out to be hilarious and definitely not how we planned. Here are such weirdest dating stories people have shared on Twitter…
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new guy at work was kinda cool so I invited him to a house party with my close friends because we all liked to drink and play games. We play strip poker or something and dude literally takes his pants off first and underwear second. Dick out first time we hung out. Shirt still on
— Sumii🎙🔨💡⏳🎶🎵 (@SumiiSmith16) January 20, 2020
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Not really a date but I invited a guy I liked over for a house party and was really nervous for and I got too drunk, ended up puking my brains out in my bathroom but thankfully he also drank too much and was right beside me puking in the sink… anyways we got 2 kids now 🤣
— ellie (@whotfisellie) January 19, 2020
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had a date where this guy promptly told me his political views; I hated him so much but was too nice to just leave so I texted a cop friend to come get me out of the date Cop friend proceeds to fake arrest me in the middle of restaurant. I have a feeling his version sounds worse
— leader of the anabolic army (@iamjessallen) January 20, 2020
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On a blind date, the girl orders Caesar salad and eats it with her hands! Tells me she’s “not big into utensils”. After eating she asks me if I’ve accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior and invites me to confession.
— Rich (@crackUup) January 19, 2020
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And here it is… pic.twitter.com/sg4wy1NqTE
— Grace Sutton (@GraceSutton16) January 20, 2020
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I met this guy on tinder. we met up at the movie theatre, he didn't speak to me the entire time, he paid for my ticket and bought me a bunch of movie snacks. we just watched the movie and after it was over he gave me $50 and said bye.
— thotrod (@lizaaard7) January 19, 2020
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I once agreed to meet a lady in a pub for a date – I arrived and she was sat with her 6 kids. I bought them all a drink and politely left shortly after 😬😁
— Steve G (@stevegaughan1) January 19, 2020
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I drove an hour to hang out with a boy and while we were watching a movie I put my hand on his thigh and he instantly came in his pants🥴🙃
— Callie Yeager (@yeager_callie) January 19, 2020
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he couldn't pronounce the word brie over and over again and then told me he a) slept naked with his dogs and b) needed to go to the bathroom to fix his homemade foreskin restoration stretching rig.
— Colognavirus™ by Chanel (@EelsofWood) January 19, 2020
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It was a first date with a guy I hadn’t met & he was already in the movie when I got there so I went in by myself, thought I found him & sat by “him” I said hey he got up & walked away IT WAS THE WRONG GUY & then the guy I was supposed to be with texts me “lol I’m over here”
— aries (@briannamariefxo) January 20, 2020
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Went to lunch with this guy and in the first 5mins told me that both of his siblings were in jail and then while driving me home he said let’s take a longer route and goes to this lake in the woods and there was a cemetery and he looks at me and says “I’m not going to kill you”😅
— Kyndall Elizabeth🌹 (@klizzy97) January 19, 2020
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At the movies, first date, his hand on my thigh; cool.
— Kittie Rayborn (@SunKittenHTX) January 19, 2020
Then he pinches me, hard! And I say, "OUCH – don't do that!"
He says, "Really?" and immediately does it again harder. I shove him away and focus hard on the movie.
He's still mystified why I won't see him again.
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We went to a local bar and started eating, he insisted it was date night and his treat. His dad showed up, walked over and said, “why is she here?” And he goes, “oh she’s paying for herself, I just gave her a ride.” He left w/ his dad and I had to walk home.:/
— Jåÿy (@JaydnNevada) January 19, 2020
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The guy would moan every time after sipping his drink. The entire night I kept thinking how I’m being pranked for a yt video or something. Turns out he just moans
— 🍬 (@castleofsand692) January 19, 2020
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Met the guy on tinder, about 3 mins into meeting him he goes “can you buy me water and a pack of cigs”, I comply, I think I spent $70 because he kept pressuring me to buy him stuff and he didn’t spend a dime, he kept farting too ?? Then he tried to catch a pigeon with his hands
— Miss Andrist (@s1cken1nggg) January 19, 2020
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She showed up to a bar in full 1950s costume and makeup and said she saw on my profile that I liked the show Mad Men so she dressed like that???
— very funny/good account (@MattGrippi) January 19, 2020
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Got set up on a date and she casually drops that she gets mad horny while dissecting people as an autopsy technician
— Ismael Bergara (@Calavera145) January 20, 2020
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One time I got set up with a guy through a mutual friend. Before he came to pick me up he said “do you mind if we take my motor cycle?” I was like “sure” so I wore a leather jacket and got all sexy n shit. This boy shows up on a single seat bike and I had to ride in the SIDECAR
— DysleXxThiCc (@dyslexXtHiCc) January 19, 2020
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Not even really a date but I was at an outdoor movie with a bunch of friends – felt something on my thigh (I was in shorts) and one if the guys (who I didn't know very well) had taken out a switchblade and WAS RUNNING IT UP AND DOWN MY THIGH
— Annaliese Meyer (@AnnalieseMeyer) January 20, 2020
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