It’s almost that time of the year, celebration is in the air. Think of having your family around (of course with their masks on), the delicious turkey, and the festive vibe! Thanksgiving is the day without limits! You can stuff yourself up with as much food as you can, and have a lot more drinks than usual, because why not! Now, 2020 may mean things are a bit toned down, but these funny thanksgiving tweets are gonna make sure your mood doesn’t!
Comic by Scott Nickel
We have found the best tweets that are so relatable that you would end up leaving this page with a wide thanksgiving smile!
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Pizzeria to welcome anyone in need of Thanksgiving meal https://t.co/4stE98XuNh pic.twitter.com/EFsq6B0q3m
— FOX 4 NEWS (@FOX4) November 25, 2015
2.
I love Thanksgiving. Can't wait to slave for hours over a meal my kids will rudely reject in front of relatives who are judging my parenting
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) November 16, 2016
3.
I carry a stone around to throw at anyone I hear singing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
— Devin 🍞🥪 (@papasuncle) October 19, 2014
I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
4.
Aunt: You know tattoos are a lifetime commitment.
— •kang? 🥺 (@LexUpNext) November 25, 2015
Me: but your marriage wasn't.#ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/84OGH4ewqW
5.
Aunt: “Your hair would look better straight.”
— 💜Zee Bee💙 (One Layer Girl) (@thegoofyartist) November 16, 2020
Me: “Well so would your teeth.”#thanksgivingclapback#ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies pic.twitter.com/tiyXXAknIb
6.
My Thanksgiving is the day after, when I eat a cold turkey sandwich in the middle of the night over the kitchen sink in my underwear alone.
— Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) November 23, 2015
7.
Uncle: “How are you 30 and still not married yet?”
— 💜Zee Bee💙 (One Layer Girl) (@thegoofyartist) November 22, 2020
Me: “How are you 50 and still can’t keep your lights on?”#thanksgivingclapback#ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies pic.twitter.com/ZCUSsDoMzD
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Your mom at the family function vs your mom soon as y'all get back in the car 😂 #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies pic.twitter.com/DPKe9W7xBk
— Cucci Mane La’ Flare 😈 🍫 (@RicoFresco_) November 21, 2020
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Going in the kitchen for some “water” but really grabbing a small bite of Mac n Cheese #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies
— Liz Jenkins (@ej11lizzie) November 23, 2020
pic.twitter.com/r3JBhY08Vo
10.
Everyone's all "turkey makes you sleepy!" like it's not all the alcohol you drank to tolerate family.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 23, 2015
11.
My mother asked what I was going to make this year for Thanksgiving and I said, "a scene."
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) November 20, 2015
12.
Aw Happy Almost Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/oCrvTJJ4sI
— scottysire (@ImNotScottySire) November 25, 2015
13.
A Disney Thanksgiving. pic.twitter.com/P5ZYCfg6eI
— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi) November 25, 2015
14.
If I never wake up from this food coma, please tell my family I died doing what I love. #Thanksgiving
— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) November 29, 2013
15.
#Thanksgiving week. Let’s do this ! pic.twitter.com/NeQaIeFfH4
— Roadtrip Couple (@RoadtripC) November 23, 2020
16.
This Thanksgiving for the first time ever, your drunk uncle will seem quite “presidential.”
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 14, 2016
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving: When that Uncle starts up his rant, just quote No Doubt "Don't Speak." pic.twitter.com/p4Ky0vcWKp
— Full Belly Laughs (@FullBellyLaughs) November 21, 2016
18.
#OverheardAtThanksgivingDinner
— Emm-press (@Skyblumelon) November 17, 2016
You voted for who?!?! GET OUT!
19.
#OverheardAtThanksgivingDinner Who ate the turkey!! Cat:Oh crap, that was for the humans? pic.twitter.com/bIpniNVR17
— Angel 🍥 (@AngelBlabber) November 18, 2016
20.
thanksgiving: im so thankful for all i have i don't need material things(:
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) November 23, 2015
black friday: *abuses someone with shopping cart over a sale*
21.
Thank you, Thanksgiving, for being a time for family. And thank you, football and alcohol, for making that tolerable. #ThankYouNotes
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) November 28, 2014
22.
dad: You're sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) November 20, 2014
me: Why?
dad: What's a fuse?
me: Uh
dad: Who's SpongeBob's best friend?
me: Patr- oh
23.
Cousin: "You need to come home more often"
— 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖔 (@the__prototype) November 25, 2015
Me: "So does your husband" #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/uHMRUlY4IU
24.
Already have my thanksgiving outfit planned pic.twitter.com/NBgtZ8o18f
— ▪️ (@HISPANlCPROBS) November 25, 2015
25.
Right now there is an aunt buying all the ingredients for that thing she brings every Thanksgiving that everyone in the family hates.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 17, 2016