Christmas holidays are here. A time for togetherness, eating until you simply can not, and scrolling through social media under the dinner table. The cheery, merry mood also makes it the perfect time to have a good laugh. Here are 20 Christmas tweets that are proof Christmas is the perfect time for funny jokes and clever puns!
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when your parents get divorced but now you get to celebrate Christmas twice pic.twitter.com/QSC0Z8Reo9
— Saberspark (@Saberspark) December 3, 2019
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Mary and Joseph when they found out there was no room at the inn pic.twitter.com/qz0Wn7sKJz
— shane reaction ☘️ (@shane_reaction_) December 7, 2019
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utterly obsessed with this american site that has confused mince with mincemeat, and created this abomination pic.twitter.com/Y31NqYGYrV
— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) December 9, 2019
4.
hope i get serotonin for christmas
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) December 11, 2019
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half of 50’s christmas songs are just like “hooby dooby haha hee it’s christmas time again”
— Eddy Burback (@eddyburback) December 11, 2019
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Dude in the last Christmas song gave his heart to someone who gave it away literally the NEXT DAY. Didn’t even need to mull it over, just got rid of it immediately. How do you misjudge a situation that badly
— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) December 11, 2019
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Me, writing a work e-mail: Here we fuckin' go, scorched earth time, this shit is gonna blow some goddamn minds
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) December 11, 2019
Text of the e-mail: Hey I'm so sorry it took five minutes for me to reply, I unfortunately will not be able to work on Christmas day but I can check my availability for
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Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It’s a Harry Potter movie.
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) December 10, 2019
9.
Three months ago I was crying every single day when I drove home from work because I was so unhappy with my life.
— Mat (@matchu_chutrain) December 8, 2019
I’m still doing that but now I get to listen to Christmas music simultaneously
10.
Christmas is really in two weeks and everyone’s gift is still at the store 😭
— Pre K (@stayfrea_) December 10, 2019
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to the people who put antlers & a nose on their car for xmas
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) December 15, 2019
u cant trick me .. i know its a car
12.
does anyone else’s family hide a tiny pickle ornament in the christmas tree and whoever finds it gets to open the first present or am i a different kind of white
— 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 (@talliesinyoung) December 15, 2019
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the christmas tree:
— sav (@savio1i) December 16, 2019
my cat: pic.twitter.com/eRX20SCPyI
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If they celebrate Christmas in the Harry Potter universe then also in that universe does Jesus exist and was he a wizard
— Erin We're Screaming Merry Christmas Again Ryan (@morninggloria) December 15, 2019
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hello, i’m an adult in a christmas movie. i don’t believe in santa but have also never bought my children even one of the presents they receive every year. they just appear and i am fine with this reality. this is neither confusing nor horrifying
— silent nate, holy nate (@MNateShyamalan) December 14, 2019
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My kids overheard me call our Christmas tree a thirsty bitch when I was filling its stand with water
— Dixon Ticonderoga (@Prof_Hinkley) December 2, 2018
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me at xmas vs. my bank account at xmas pic.twitter.com/0sF9qPfwv0
— notagainben (@NotAgainBen) November 21, 2018
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Relative at Christmas *opening front door* 🎶it's the most wonderful time of the y-
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) December 3, 2018
Me *carrying bags in* what's the wi-fi password
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Someone just wished me “Happy Holidays” and I was so offended. How DARE someone assume I’d ever want to be happy.
— mark the herald angels sing (@markhoppus) December 2, 2018
20.
I can tell by your family Christmas card that we are not in the same tax bracket.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 3, 2018
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